Archive for May 2008
More from Strategic Guam, 2
We have been absorbed of late with natural disasters, human catastrophe, of tyranny and Olympic games. There is agony, brutality, and kow-tow suck-up all across Asia, the sub-continent, et al. Maoist Rebels participate freely in open elections?
We have had strong atmospheric disturbances over our own quonset huts: cyclonic womb-winds, agitation over a rumored break-away faction moving to the Falkland Islands in order to write more freely about “the body pierced, displayed, and polyestorized.” Go, we say, and live among sheep. We will stay here with the Gooney birds, Albatrosses, and runways of Strategic Guam.
Our own work on the body has consisted mainly of nightly wiener-roasting campfires, with public readings from Smollett’s translation of Gil Blas, Le Sage’s Diable boiteux, Diderot’s Postscript to the Voyage of Bougainville, and of course, Vols. 1, 2, 3, of the essential and immortal Dictionary of Sexual Language…, after which human intercourse often turns into sexual congress and we all go off to our cots soused, will-swived, and happy.
Even with these cataclysmic events, these typhoonoes, even with these small-beer consolations, the great planes continue to take off from the Guam airfields toward the Magellanic Clouds of Hope. The Konigsberg ghosts, both Kant and Hoffmann, continue in the roiling skies. The viscious warfare between the flying monkeys harassing Dorthy, and the noble, winged, porcine warriors of Antartica, ranges as far north as Guam. We watch carefully the world. We swim in shark-infested seas. Where better to get commentary on contemporary arts, ideas, and jauntily living in history?
Here on Guam we must import whiskey and gin, but we are able to brew our own beer and ale.
The Editors, Der Zuschauer
PS. The name of the Quonset Hut comes from Quonset Point in Rhode Island, where these doughty buildings were first made.
Further Pudenda Studies

A Roaring Girl: Further Reactions to the Oxford Middleton
In a second substantive and somewhat stinging revview of The Collected Works of Thomas Middleton, and Thomas Middleton and Early Modern Textual Culture, in the TLS, Jonathan Bate discusses what he calls the 3rd editorial claim of the massive ejaculation from Oxford’s Clarendon Press. He quotes editor Gary Taylor as suggesting “[Middleton] sexed language, and languaged sex, more comphrensively than any other writer in English.” Bates goes on to write, “Middleton must be acknowledged as our great bard of incest, pimping, transvestism, stalking, sexual blackmail, castration, priestly sexual abuse, marital rape, impotence, masochism, necrophilia, paedophilia, fornication, masturbation and ‘lesbianation’.” He wonders how “exactly the latter is distinct from mere lesbianism.” Bates notes Taylor writing, “He invokes backdoor sex, male and female, more often than any of his contemporaries,” with a straight face.
It was with crimson ears and watering eyes that we noticed Bate’s mention of “Gordon Williams’ magnificant three-volume compendium of filth, A Dictionary of Sexual Language and Imagery in Shakespearean and Stuart Literature. We have not yet received our copy of these tomes here on Guam Island but it does sound like a great read while roasting chestnuts on an open fire. Bate’s review, “Dampit and Moll,” can be found on page 3 of the TLS, 4.25.08. See our link to the TLS to the right under Associates. For our link to the Oxford Middleton website see our earlier posting, 4.26.08.
Editors, Der Zuschauer. Some postings will be attributed, most not. All editorial material is copyright by the authors and/or Guam Battalions, Intellectual and Various, 2008.
Aaron Hill Upon the Prompter
“Custom has made it necessary for a writer who aims at the entertainment or instruction of his readers (I mean in this humble half-sheet way) to assume a character either illustrious or obscure, either heroic or ludicrous; or, to express the common intention better, such a character as is most able to excite curiosity, raise mirth, and procure attention. So that a modern author, like an ancient pilgrim, as soon as he sets out, must take some sobriquet or mock name, if he hopes to come quietly to the end of his journey.
Convinced of this, before I sat down to form lessons for the public, I spent some time in search of a title to appear under, but so many have travelled before me in this road, that I found it almost impossible to fix upon one which I might properly call my own. I believe it must occur to the memory of every reader that even the subjects which furnish these kinds of essays are not more exhausted than the titles which adorn them.
I lay long under this difficulty, and indeed it was so heavy that I had for some time almost laid my purpose, till at length my love for theatrical entertainments, which frequently led me to the playhouses, gave me an opportunity of extricating myself. In one of my walks behind the scenes, while I had this matter full in my head, I observed an humble but useful officer standing in a corner and attentively perusing a book which lay before him. He never forsook his post but, like a general in the field, had many aides de camp about him, whom he dispatched with his orders, and I could perceive that though he seeemed not to command, yet all his instructions were punctually complied with, and that in the modest character of an adviser he had the whole management and direction of that little commonwealth. I enquired into his name and office and was informed that he was The Prompter.” Further Prompter here.
Spirits Were Cheap
“After 1715 the price of corn was low, spirits were cheap, and there was a great outburst of gin-drinking. Spirit-shops opened everywhere; the Westminster justices reported that every tenth house sold liquor. In St. Giles in 1750 it was said that every fourth house was a gin-shop. The death-rate rose rapidly, but the government was slow to act, for distilling was said to be a needful buttress to the agricultural interest. The Gin Act of 1736 imposed heavy restrictions, but was so unpopular that it could not be enforced, and gin-drinking not merely continued, but increased. It was not until the Act of 1751, which was moderate and enforceable, that drinking was really curbed. Consumption then fell steadily during the following decades, and the death-rate declined accordingly. Mrs. George comments: “It would hardly be possible to exagerate the cumulatively disastrous effects of the orgy of spirit drinking betwween 1720 and 1751.”
From R.W. Harris: A Short History of 18th Century England, 1689-1793.
Diderot’s Paradoxe: Refutation as Marginalia
…if a certain beetle, of whom we have all heard, could extract filth even from pearls, if we have examples that fire destroyed and water deluged, shall therefore pearls, fire and water be condemned?
Schiller, Preface to Die Rauber
Refutation of a paradox is an attempt apt to drive one barking mad. Especially if it is not clear whether the “paradoxe” is actually intended to be a paradox, as opposed to simply having it both ways, and whether it is in fact a paradox at all. There has been much rumination on Diderot’s Paradoxe sur le comedien. Eric Bentley mentions Copeau, Dullin, Fouvet, Barrault, Pierre Brasseur, Edwige Feuillere, and Claude Dauphin, none of whom offer an endorsement of Diderot’s position. Bentley writes: “What is it, in Diderot’s ‘untenable’ argument, that has perennial interest and vitality? In an argument that any drama student can refute what is it that appeals to a great actor [Coquelin] and a great dramatist [Brecht]?”
The question of paradox is often ignored or dispensed with quickly. The refutations ignore the ambiguity implicit in a dialogue. The position of Diderot is explained and then assaulted, demolished, dismissed or seemingly still left standing, for as Bentley points out “critics still wish to refute the [Paradoxe] even though they assure us that is was definitely refuted long ago.” Full article here.
The Speedy Extinction of Evil and Misery
In our collective ignorance we are often caught up by our esteemed colleague, Miss Anthropy, the tallest Girl-Friday in the world. She has recently discovered for us the obscure and quite brilliant polemicist, James Thomson (1834-1882), author of the poem, “The City of Dreadful Night.” Our recent narcotic failure, blithe ignorance of Thomson’s genius for invective and vituperation, was remedied by the Amazon intellectual’s purchase of The Speedy Extinction of Evil and Misery, a selected prose, from that eminent bookseller, McIntyre&Moore, now located in Porter Square in the People’s Republic of Cambridge, Mass. Thomson is clearly in that long line of British polemicists that begins well before Swift, includes Paine, Cobbett, Burke, De Quincey, Hazlitt, and comes right down to Christopher Hitchens.
We stand corrected. You, Dear Reader, stand well-advised.
Editors, Der Zuschauer. Some postings will be attributed, most not. All editorial material is copyright by the authors and/or Guam Battalions, Intellectual and Various, 2008.
Ovid’s Medea
ACT, ART, BAM, and WD (American Conservatory Theatre, American Repertory Theatre, Brooklyn Academy of Music, and the Walt Disney Corporation), have announced a commission to Bali-based performance-artist, director-designer, Topeng Danawa, to translate-adapt, create-develop, the first stage production in modern times, of Publius Ovidius Naso’s notorious Medea, his only known drama, written in Latin and no longer extant in any language. How this creation is to be accomplished we can only wonder. The Disney Corporation promises a production palatable to both children and parents in this 9/11 War-On-Terrorism era. The editors will keep you posted.
Editors, Der Zuschauer. Some postings will be attributed, most not. All editorial material is copyright by the authors and/or Guam Battalions, Intellectual and Various, 2008.
Pudenda Studies
The editors were struck by a recent piece in American Theatre magazine about esteemed dramatist, Wallace Shawn being a sex-writer. We noted this with approval. Of course, for cognoscenti, this is not news. Shawn is after all the notorious author of A Thought in Three Parts, and lively dialogue elsewhere of la femme manhatta drinking red wine with sperm in it while explaining to another woman doing the same that she had not participated in recent orgy-activities because she didn’t want anyone to see her hairs. We have leaned that recent writing projects for the playwright include Itchy Babes in Space and Time, The Sexual Lives of Librarians, and All the Hairs on Charlotte’s Ass. Cherchez la femme? Dear Reader, we will keep you posted.
Editors, Der Zuschauer. Some postings will be attributed, most not. All editorial material is copyright by the authors and/or Guam Battalions, Intellectual and Various, 2008.
Strategic Guam Island
We note with peregrination and wonder Senator Barrack Obama’s recent victory in the Guam primary, by a whopping seven votes. The editors and the entire Guam Battalions collective will be proud to support whichever Democratic candidate takes the nomination. There are a great many ghosts in the area, sailors and marines, from whom we receive counsel. We have wondered at the recent hovering among the floating spirits of the iconoclastic Königsberg Ghost. We welcome your speculations.
Editors, Der Zuschauer. Some postings will be attributed, most not. All editorial material is copyright by the authors and/or Guam Battalions, Intellectual and Various, 2008.
From A Seat On The Aisle, An Occasional Column
Zuschauerkunst from a Seat on the Aisle
They already sit there; calm with raised eyebrows and would like to be astonished.
The director in Faust
The effect of an artistic performance on the spectator is not independent of the effects of the spectator on the artist. In theatre, the audience regulates the performance.
Brecht, Arbeitsjournal
I have always asked for a seat on the aisle in the theatre. It is not merely that I have long legs; my place in the “historical catalogue of the way audiences have been placed in performances spaces” is problematic. Although being tall and large in a playhouse is a question of the body, which I must address, it is not the essential reason. It is that I need to escape, that I must establish a way to quickly get out of the theatre before I can sit with comfort in it. Brecht, you will remember, in his house on the island near Stockholm spoke of the four doors for escape. This is not always the mind moving the great bulk out of auditoria in great umbrage at incompetence witnessed, nor travesty endured; often enough it is because I need to pee, to go and have a slash, and address the wall, and talk to myself while the body concurrently is taking care of other business.i
This urinary matter happens more often however when I am in the cinema, which I love, but do not take so seriously as I do the theatre. It is also true I am much more apt to walk out of the theatre than the cinema, another indication of increased expectations and if these expectations are mental, interpretive, analytical, they are as well spontaneous and apt to produce immediate physical reactions. I do not need to shake a ladder in order to bolt out of an aisle in the third act of an especially tedious Merchant of Venice.
Asking for an aisle seat means quite often one ends up in the last row of the theatre as well. This happens repeatedly to me in both the Loeb Drama Center in Cambridge, Massachusetts and the Lyttleton in London, and this helps the spectator in any forced march exit the mind demands of the body. This brings us to another essential question: that of the mind to the body. Is the mind, in fact, a Leichenräuber, or body snatcher? Full article here.

